The Greatest Story Ever Told…7

Jimmy and I got into some bad shit. Here we are and our merry gang of gentleman. This was the group shot right before we took over a Toys’R Us.

I’m not going to lie. There was a lot of blood, and a lot of deaths. But we held the store like a stronghold. Once our demands of 100 packs of Big League Chew, Mad Libs, and the latest in Star Wars Action figures were met, we released some of the hostages and made out like bandits.

From that day on we were known as The Oscar Meyer Wiener gang, for that is truly what I want to be.


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