The Greatest Story Ever Told…10

This is actually an action shot from the local newspaper.

I shot Jimmy on this day. He flew into a blind rage after hearing about my “alleged” affair with that one chick with the short dress. Jimmy came after me outside a bar with a tire iron.

Some unpleasantries were exchanged, Jimmy took a swing breaking my leg. I went to my car (just outta the picture) retrieved my weapon of choice, and shot Jimmy 4 times.

After realizing what I had done, I rushed to his side. Cradled his body in my arms, only to hear his last words…. I loved you like a brother….

I was so depressed, I went home, shed a tearfor my lifelong friend Jimmy.

Then I banged his sister.

ps. Return of the Jedi Tshirt.


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