That’s right. A woman came between Jimmy and I. I fell in love with Jimmy’s sister. The one on the right there. We were happy. In love. Engaged to be married. Plans on a white picket fence with two kids, Luke and Leia. And a Golden Retriver.
We had our whole entire life ahead of us…
…and then I started banging the chick on the left. What can I say, she was smokin hot, and dressed just a bit more slutty than Jimmy’s sister.
Ps..the one in the bow tie. not the one in the chair.
Sidebar: I did the one in the chair too.