Here is my official bracket for this years NCAA Tournament. If I had the money, I’d be wasting it again in a pool with a bunch of friends. However, since I have no job (no office pool) and I have no money, I am basically taking my skills to the internet.
Of course, since nothing is really on the line, this is the year I will win.
And here ya go!
Now, I like to enjoy a little fun here and there, so in keeping with tradition I started years ago I have created the “I Like” Bracket picks. These picks are based on me liking things. For example, I may like a team based on my childhood fandom. Or I knew a good friend who went to that school. I may be a diehard fan of that school. Or the girls are rumored to be really hot there. This is how I pick my “I Like” Bracket. It would be much like a girl picking based on mascot, or colors.
side note. This WILL NOT win me anything. But Its fun.
Here it is.
Let me break down this for ya…
Morehead St over Louisville – for obvious reasons. What guy doesn’t like Morehead?? (ps, I’m the same dude in college who bought a S.Carolina Camecocks hat, because it said COCKS on it. I thought that was funny.)
Ohio St. over Siena – just because
Arizona over Utah – I’ve lived in Utah, and not a fan. Plus gotta stay true to my Mormon heritage, and root for BYU. Oh, and Arizona has hotter girls.
Wake over Cleveland St – just because
West Virginia over Dayton – just because
North Dakota St. over Kansas – Cause I hate Kansas.
USC over BC – I love Boston, but USC got a small place in my heart. They filmed Buffy there.
Michigan State over Robert Morris – just because.
Morehead over Ohio State – can’t help but giggle.
Zona over Wake – Hot girls.
West Virgina over N.Dakota St. – The mountaineers of this great country all but eliminated Bison from the map. Therefore, WVU.
USC over Michigan State – Battle of the Trojans. (innuendo implied)
Morehead over Zona – obviously.
USC over West Virginia – Song girls get me every time.
Midwest Champ – Morehead over USC.
Buffy, Song Girls, and other UBER hotness cant compete with Morehead. (not going to lie, that one made me chuckle a bit.)
UCONN over Chattanooga – this was close, cuase it’s fun to say Cattanooooooga!
BYU over Texas A&M – Mormon roots.
Purdue over N. Iowa – Nothing good came from Iowa except Field of Dreams
Miss. St. over Washington – Ted Bundy was a Huskie. I hate UW. Plus Miss St. are the Bulldogs.
Utah St. over Marqutte – I had an ex girlfriend that went to Utah St. She was a nice girl.
Cornell over Missouri – I just think of Andy from The Office when I think of Cornell now. That’s funny.
Cal over Maryland – I made out with this girl that wen to Maryland once. She was a raging bitch.
Memphis over Cal. St. Northridge – I remember one of the guys from Coach Carter went to Cal. St. Northridge. Wasn’t Ashanti in that? That can’t be very good for your program!
UCONN over BYU – My Mormon roots only go so far.
Miss State over Purdue – Bulldog thing again.
Cornell over Utah St. – Andy from the Office. (it’s a different one!)
Memphis over Cal – just because.
UCONN over Miss State – I think this is because my good friend attened UCONN and we have since watched many a UCONN game at Buffalo Wild Wings ( a favorite of mine.)
Cornell over Memphis – Man, this whole Andy thing is giving them quite the run.
UCONN over Cornell – Andy is no match for Wild Wings and Beer. Oh and friends. Not the show, actual people in my life.
Pitt over East Tennesee – just because
Tennessee over Oklahoma St. – My dad was born in Tennessee
Wisconsin over Florida St. – I hate florida State, and Badgers are badass!
Portland St. over Xavier – no brainer.
UCLA over VCU – Commonwealth just sounds so weak. Like man up and become more. Geez.
American over Villanova – uhhh… I’m American. America, Fuck Ya!
Minnesota over Texas – While Texas has some hot girls, I hate UT with a passion.
Duke over Binghamton – just cause.
Pitt over Tennessee – the Dad thing only gets you so far.
Portland State over Wisc – Badgers are no match for Vikings.
American over UCLA – There would be no UCLA without America!
DUKE over Minn – Cause I like Duke.
Portland St over Pitt – Portland is Awesome.
American over Duke – “I’m Proud to be an American..”
Portland St. over American – National Pride only goes so far people. Till it gets obnoxious and gives more reason for the French to hate us.
UNC over Radford – I almost picked Radford so I could use RAD the rest of the way…
Butler over LSU – Bulldogs. Plus purple is for the French
Illinois over Western Kentucky – WKU’s mascot freaks me out a bit.
Gonzaga over Akron – Zags have been my team for years now. I’ve been let down many times before, and fear it’ll happen again! But not in the I Like Bracket.
Stephen F. Austin over Syracuse – This is AWESOME! Stone Cold Stephen F. Austin, gives Syracuse the Stone Cold Stunner!
Michigan over Clemson - been a fan of Michigan since I was little… got a Starter jacket to prove it.
Oklahoma over Morgan St. – just because.
UNC over Butler – I like Carolina Blue.
Gonzaga over Illinois – Bulldogs again. And I hate Orange as a team color.
Arizona St. over STEVE AUSTIN – Steve Austin’s glory days in the WWE were glorious, (espcially when I saw him live in Houston TX at Wrestlemania.) However hot girls turned my head more then WWE. Arizona State takes this one.
Michigan over Oklahoma – I wish the Bball team would incorporate the “wings” like the football team does.
Gonzaga over UNC - An ex-girlfriend of mine knew Matt Santangelo and others from the sweet 16 Zags team. She got me hooked. Which is cool, cause I got the team in the breakup. Go Zags
Arizona St. over Michigan – Hot girls go far in my bracket.
Gonzaga over Arizona St. – What can I say, I like Bulldogs. And Hot chicks like Bulldogs.
Morehead over UCONN – I like Beer and Wings quite a bit, but there is something I like more…
Gonzaga over Portland St. – Local pride only gets you so far. Go Zags!
Morehead over Gonzaga – Who didn’t see it coming?? I mean really? It’s hilarious. And yes, very immature. But hilarious.
Good luck to all!
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Until Next time…